Faking Life
Alkiens
The Other Sun
Simply Drawn
The Nose Milk
Due to popular request, I decided to turn create a Dinosaur Testicles MUSIC VIDEO as well!
These are the first lyrics I have written for The Nose Milk.. thanks for the interest! I will post about the music video soon as it’s complete. The lyrics will even be formed to make more musical sense.
I once found a pair of dinosaur testicles
Right next to a box of frozen vegetables
And at first glance I said-aaay aayy
What-what-what- Whaaat the heyyyyyyyy!
Right next to a box of frozen vegetables
And at first glance I said-aaay aayy
What-what-what- Whaaat the heyyyyyyyy!
Aaaayyy What the heyyyyyyy
Aaaayyy Aaaayyy what the heyyyyyy- ayy!
Aaaayyy what the heyyyyyyy
Aaaayyy Aaaayyy what the heyyyyyy- ayy!
Aaaayyy Aaaayyy what the heyyyyyy- ayy!
Aaaayyy what the heyyyyyyy
Aaaayyy Aaaayyy what the heyyyyyy- ayy!
The girlfriend said “Ohhh sooo cutee”
She bit one off, tried to pop the top
Thought it was candy ‘xcept it tasted all sandy
Left us wonderin what the heck could this be?
Left us wonderin what the heck could this be?
Tried attachin the shinin’ balls to a bit o’ string
So we can create a thing with a lot of bling
So we can create a thing with a lot of bling
Felt this could definitely be one of our monkeymakers
Cuz ya know, I’m so sick of those haymakers
Cuz ya know, I’m so sick of those haymakers
We said balls balls balls cuz we couln’t weld it
We said balls balls balls cuz we couldn’t eat it
We said balls balls balls cuz I didn’t know what it was
I said balls balls balls cuz it was drivin’ me crazy!
We said balls balls balls cuz we couldn’t eat it
We said balls balls balls cuz I didn’t know what it was
I said balls balls balls cuz it was drivin’ me crazy!
Aaaayyy What the heyyyyyyy
Aaaayyy Aaaayyy what the heyyyyyy!
Aaaayyy what the heyyyyyyy
Aaaayyy Aaaayyy what the heyyyyyy!
All of sudden came through a robber
He said Now Now, Dont make me a clobber!
Freeze Bitch! Gimme them balls!
He said Now Now, Dont make me a clobber!
Freeze Bitch! Gimme them balls!
I said which balls? The ones in my drawls?
He said No Smartass, I need them dinosaur testicles
And I decided I need to increase my decibels
And I decided I need to increase my decibels
I chucked the pair at his head
A direct hit! Oh shit, boom he’s dead
A direct hit! Oh shit, boom he’s dead
Whoah whoah whoah, what just went down?
The rarest gem in the world, I ain’t lettin it go to town
Dont tell me these dinosaur balls saved my life?
I’m keeping these bad boys even if it costs me a future wife
The rarest gem in the world, I ain’t lettin it go to town
Dont tell me these dinosaur balls saved my life?
I’m keeping these bad boys even if it costs me a future wife
Aaaayyy What the heyyyyyyy
Aaaayyy Aaaayyy what the heyyyyyy!
Aaaayyy what the heyyyyyyy
Aaaayyy Aaaayyy what the heyyyyyy!
Aaaayyy Aaaayyy what the heyyyyyy!
Aaaayyy what the heyyyyyyy
Aaaayyy Aaaayyy what the heyyyyyy!
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