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Alternate ending 1 :
Nacho cheese bowl plunge, you survive and have 5 kids later.. only wishing you died this day.
Alternate ending 2 :
You miss the cheese bowl and your lost uncle Frank comes at your funeral just to inherit your prized Dinosaur Testicle necklace.
Alternate ending 3 :
You blow to bits. Your innards will rain throughout the whole park and you receive your 15 minutes of post-humous fame.
Different Category Stuff!