The Nose Milk http://thenosemilk.com Thu, 31 May 2012 22:36:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 THE AVENGERS Trailer 2012 Movie – NEW TRAILER The Avengers ASSemble Parody http://thenosemilk.com/movies/the-avengers-trailer-parody/ http://thenosemilk.com/movies/the-avengers-trailer-parody/#comments Fri, 04 May 2012 09:32:42 +0000 R. Pages http://thenosemilk.com/?p=4992



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How Santa and Satan decide who doesn’t get presents on Christmas.

  • Homeless people and poor kids.
  • People who haven’t lost their virginity by age 30.
  • People NOT having sex after 80.
  • Illegitimate sons of the POPE.
  • World of Warcraft addicts.
  • People who swallow their beef instead of chewing on it.
  • Bin Laden’s wife’s sister’s grandchild.
  • And more in the comic.

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  • They love their baked goods.
  • They love to give gifts.
  • They torture little elven slaves.
  • They hate going to the gym.
  • They love to drink.
  • Shift a few letters from Santa and you get Satan.








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Parents, name your newborn babies “Justin”. Chance of success finding a mate in the United States increases by a large margin.
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Actually the pun is heavily intended.




I’m not really sure whether this following panel would classify as a proper pun or not.. but I found the idea of it funny as hell to work on.


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Don’t forget what R. Kelly did years ago!

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]]> http://thenosemilk.com/comics/army-brat-removes-roof-tiles/feed/ 0 How Facebook & Youtube love to cook a bowl of crap on their layouts http://thenosemilk.com/comics/facebook-youtube-layout-rant/ http://thenosemilk.com/comics/facebook-youtube-layout-rant/#comments Sat, 21 Apr 2012 15:00:31 +0000 R. Pages http://thenosemilk.com/?p=4630

Here’s how I envisioned Facebook and Youtube taking a crappers.

Facebook timelines can eat a testicle!


A few month’s after I created this comic, I actually now enjoy Youtube’s new layout ever since they fixed all the bugs. However – Facebook has managed to crash my browser several times with their timeline feature. Way to go Mark Zuckerberg!


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Trick or treating gone WRONG!


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